Like the sun, Audrey rose in the East around Connecticut and then settled down in the West close to Denver. Some years later, Our Heroine realized that settling in the West is generally something that only the settlers do and, sadly, that hardnosed gravy train has come and gone. Also, cowboy boots tend to pinch. In a fit of hopeless angst, Audrey smothered her troubles in gleaming Chipotle burritos, which happen to look like windowless Airstream camper-trailers after your fifth or sixth. It was this revelation that saved Audrey’s life and digestive tract. Audrey now spends her free time hunting for a fully-equipped Airstream on a student budget. Hey, why are you laughing? Her life’s ambition is to cruise around in said burrito-mobile ala Travels with Charley with her two trusty guinea pigs, her Schoolhouse Rock tapes and a heap of totally tubular tomes.